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A New "Viridian Individual Project" from Dave Phelan (firstname.lastname@example.org^^****) "A Viridian Blog" http://stack.future.easyspace.com/viridian.html
"Rather than continue to inundate your mailbox with exceedingly long clippings about climate change issues, I've decided to use Blogger (http://www.blogger.com) to build a weblog of Viridian-interest articles.
"I don't know how often I'll get to update it, given the hours I've been working lately, but Blogger makes it easy to do. I've put a couple of items I found interesting up already. I'll put an archive of your Viridian Notes on the site as well, when I get a moment. Regards, Dave Ph"
"Cable-through-sewer strategy hints of sweet smell of
"Robots set up fiber-optic routes through pipes
By Paul Davidson USA TODAY
"The high-stakes race among phone, cable and wireless
giants to offer speedy Internet service has a new entrant
that likes to play dirty.
"CityNet Telecommunications aims to revolutionize the
rollout of broadband services in cities by dispatching
tiny robots to lay fiber-optic cables in sewer pipes.
"The Silver Spring, Md.-based start-up already has
agreements to run the high-speed fiber cables to
commercial and apartment buildings in Indianapolis,
Albuquerque and Omaha.
"It is in talks with 33 other cities, including Washington, Providence and St. Paul, Minn. The first installation in Albuquerque is to start in January.
"'This could be huge,' says Jonathan Askin of the
Association of Local Telecommunications Services.
"One of the biggest obstacles to the rollout of high-
speed Internet and data services is that companies must
tear up city streets to lay fiber-optic cables. That
increases costs, sparks lengthy battles over rights-of-way
and disrupts traffic.
"Other options, such as digital subscriber lines,
which combine fiber with existing coaxial or copper lines,
provide slower speeds than direct fiber lines. Wireless
services sometimes encounter interference because
buildings get in the way of signals. (((One has to
wonders why it's taken industry so long to realize the
Freudian connection between sewage and cyberspace. While
you're at it, why not install some biosensors and perform
a mass urinalysis? Imagine the biotech convergence
"By using sewer lines, CityNet gains access to the
basement of every building without the need to rip up
streets. That could cut the time and cost of fiber
installation in half, industry officials say. ((Better
yet, we no longer have to use the term "fiber-optic
rollout." We need a new, snappy, jargonaut term for
"greased, slimy insertion.")))
"CityNet plans to install the fiber, then lease it to
the phone and cable companies that will offer the high-
speed service. (((Okay: why flinch from the obvious
implication here? If TVs are supposed to "converge" with
the web, why not toilets? Turn the toilet into a
workstation! This may be the breakthrough that finally
brings toilets into the realm of genuine ergonomic
"'The last-mile connection to the customer is a problem
for us all over the world,' says Frank Madonna, senior
vice president of Global Crossing, which offers data
services to big companies and is considering leasing fiber
from CityNet. 'This could make a big dent in it.' (((Or
"CityNet chief Robert Berger, 46, a sewer authority
commissioner and former phone industry lawyer (((if
there's a difference))) realized last year that sewer
lines could moonlight as conduits for fiber. 'I asked
myself, 'What is the ubiquitous infrastructure underneath
every city that gets you into every building basement?'
Berger says. Water pipes would not work because they are
pressurized and could pose health risks, he says.
(((Health risks? What about the obvious health
benefits? I'd gladly pay for a fiber-optic sensor net
that would tell me what I'm actually drinking. The
"ubiquitous" aspect is a major plus for us "ubicomp"
"Coincidentally, a Swiss company, Ka-Te Holding, was
building robots to carry out a fiber-via-sewer strategy in
Hamburg, Germany, and Vienna, where pilot projects have
started. (((Those of you who have ever seen German
toilets have got to know this one's a winner.)))
"Berger snared $100 million in venture funding and
bought 53 robotic systems from Ka-Te at $750,000 each.
(((Dang! It may be a while before those babies hit the
knock-off hacker market, but once they do, we can look
forward to whole new levels of intrusive hacktivism.)))
"How they work:
"* Workers lower a 6-inch-wide, 36-inch-long cylindrical robot down a manhole into the sewer pipe. (((I wouldn't call that robot "tiny," would you? It's like a battering-ram.))) A nearby technician remotely controls the robot.
"* Waddling on a small set of wheels, the robot installs steel rings around the inside of the pipe every few feet. It then drags three steel conduits == casing that houses the fiber and shields it from the sewage == through the pipe and attaches them to the rings.
"* Machines propel fiber through the conduits with air pressure." (((Sign me up! And no, this effort is not a joke, and not vaporware.)))
Source: http://www.yorknewstimes.com/stories/101800/neb_1018000024 .shtml Associated Press Web posted Wednesday, October 18, 2000
"Company installing fiber optic cables in Omaha through its sewer system
"OMAHA, Neb. (AP) == A robot that looks like a cylindrical vacuum cleaner will be making its way through downtown sewers, laying fiber optic cables to improve Internet, phone and cable television service.
"The 141-pound Sewer-Access Module, or Sam, can replace
obsolete copper wiring and coaxial cable in older
buildings without having to drill through the walls.
(((Somehow, knowing that "Sam" is on duty down there in
the sewers of Middle America is giving me a warm, easy,
21st century feeling.)))
"The sewers will serve double duty as a
"'I love sewer pipes,' Bob Berger, president and chief executive officer of Maryland-based CityNet Telecommunications Inc., told the Omaha World-Herald. 'They give us a uniform pathway that lets us go anywhere without tearing up the streets.' (((Ya gotta love the guy. America needs visionaries like Mr. Berger to become multimillionaires. He should be bigger than Larry Ellison.)))
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